reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich



This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 


I need a job that closes at like 9 or 10 because getting off at 1 am then waking up at 7 rly sucks ass

I have a test tomorrow morning and I won’t get home from work until 2 am INCREDIBLE

me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

If someone owes me money I’ll literally remember it forever but be too nice to say anything about it
Like I remember this dude who borrowed a dollar from me in 6th grade and never paid me back I STILL REMEMBER

My Chemical Romance - It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Fucking Deathwish